Super Stillers:

CONGRATULATIONS PITTSBURGH STEELERS ON WINNING SUPER BOWL XLIII!!! CONGRATS ON YOUR 'SIX PACK'

The only thing anyone ever said to me when I got a six-pack was, "Is that all you brought?" So enjoy the 'One for the other thumb'. Now I have to go out and get more Pepto-Bismol, because my girlfriend chugged all ours up during the 4th quarter. Mostly 'a very exciting game' translates into increased stomach-acid reducer sales.... it's a fact, you can look it up.